First of all, she's my ex gf, so meh.

Secondly, funny story when my mum and I were driving down to London. We drove through a place called Sheldon and I laughed at the sign, my mum responds with "What's so funny about Sheldon?", to which I laughed some more...

Thirdly, Kirby, does your "girlfriend"'s name end in .jpg by any chance?

Nothing else to report.

-Phil out.