Im trying sooo hard not laugh, but, i cant help it. let me be the first to say:
"BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

okay okay. im done now... *snigger* *chortle*...


..."AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

ahem.

Well the joke is on Phil this week, or should I say S01 as he likes to be called. Yes that is right if you search for "philcj14" (phils email address) on Google as I did out of boredom you will be pleasantly suprised to find a site for the Mighty -Fart Division-, what is this you may ask? Well I am not going to tell you, but all I will say is that it is a site made for Phil by a lower ranking fart official of his. This site is desgined to coordinate the efforts of Fart in Destroying and Dispanding any flamers or other such mischief causers on his beloved Perfect Dark Social board.

So basically look at it and laugh - at Phil - though don't be to harsh it is old and only a joke - at least according to the O' Greasy One.

thats what ive been puzzling over. all will be revealed, i guess. ive done jack #### revision, and im really starting to worry. i havnt even done my computing coursework, so im funcked, really. nevermind...

we go back mon til wed, then we get thurs (progress review) off, and friday, then next monday.. WAHOO!
any one done any revision? i havnt

i'm sure we go back on monday, but i think the coursework is in for thursday, unless you were talking about mayday, which we get off.... i think....

o.O

-Phil out.

thursday, yeah...... i think...

fuck, i don't know what i have to do... *breaks down and cries*

gid, the party starts tomorrow at 6pm, but it's not going to be a bbq anymore. you can sleep over with nicol if you so wish.

hope you see this in time...

-Phil out.

when the computing work in for??? thursday we get back.... ####.

nobody's posted in 4 days....

*watches a tumbleweed skip by*

>_>
v_v
<_<

...

-Phil out.

fixed the links. sheesh, you shouldn't get so uptight about that.
oh yeah gid, are you coming to my BBBQ party next thursday?

-Phil out.

si + phil: I am amazed at the levels of patheticness and complete childishness you both have shown on here. you suck. phil, quit it with coloured links, doesnt look good.

im pissed off, if u hadnt noticed

Si that forum is just a complete rip off of everything we have done here, I can't believe you just used us and twisted us round you little finger and then took a lunge into our backs with a small dagger!

Oh and that Windows thing won't work for me either, though the particle thing is cool - although another rip off, make your own damn special effects java thingy.
I am sure there was something else that you said that I was going to rant about but that post seems to have vanished now.

pffft, using a blogger forum ¬_¬. and that windows 98 thing won't load...

i'm building my own website.... no reason why, i just felt like it.... yep....
and it's gonnna pwn kirby's site....

-Phil out.

*imitates the caretaker* Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! My floor polish! */imitate*

i'm glad i got that physics coursework done, but i'm pissed off with the fucking printer >_<

a big Shazam! to the google search thing. in your face, kirby.

from J.D's search, i got curious and typed in Poynton. Did you know Poynton has its own website? Here's another one.

the only thing Disley has to offer is the crummy Baptist Church v_v
*shakes fist at Poynton*

-Phil out.

Hey guys, search on Google for something like "Poynton gridlock" and be amazed at the website that appears about 3 from the top....
You damn well better do it!

Hohoh the joke is on you now Si, or should I say the joke is you! Now we have Google support you are doomed, all doomed.

does anyone post here anymore?
ah well, yet another site added to the list.
Funny mario shooting game

-Phil out.

3am postage!!! >.>

-Phil out.

two more links added... nothing else to say....

-Phil out.

www.steakandcheese.com

lisa

it's been there for a long time now....

i've added a new link to the list, it's a funny site if you want a laugh.
i've also noticed an archive gap between March 8th and March 30th...

-Phil out.

*rubs eyes*
Sam, is... is that you?!
Im... Impossible !!

where the hell have you been?

meh, anyways. there's nothing to do at home. TFI the holidays.... it better be sunny ¬_¬

-Phil out.

Caeser 3

-Phil out.

¬_¬

Plebs are needed......

-Phil out.

Do the archives work?

Yus... after many months trying to get the damn archives up, it finally happens!
Bow down to me for I am the king of html!

deoxyribosnucleic acid = DNA

wow, you learn something new everyday....

-Phil out.

silence tubby!

*smites thee*

-Phil out.

blarg. *feigns his death*
*un-deads himself*

O.o

hopefully my efforts to bring some people from the forums i go to won't be in vain...
*waves to some PDSers which he hopes has come here*

*boots kirby for having glasses*

>.>

-Phil out.

Si! How did your site get more hits than this one? I mean we are the ones that get you all the publicity and this is how you repay us.. Well I suppose I did say yesterday this would happen and hopefully some of your extreme luck will rub off on us. And people only go to your site to play stretch Bush and Saddam we have actual quality content if only the archives were accesible.

Oh and one more thing Si, don't post in damn big fonts it looks crappy and pretty script kiddieish - especially the "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

thanks

(my very poor xtm site has had 629 views ;p)

Wow a lot seems to have happened since I last posted on here.... whats been going on with all this template malarky you lot seem to be talking about?
And what happened that you fixed Gid, oh well main thing is it is all working at the moment and that hopefully Si's site is getting loads of traffic to come our way. Better get ready to pay additional bandwidth charge :|

Oh yeah the geography trip was good, infinatly better than the Birmingham open day trip. We had lunch at 10.40 and then again at 13.00, yay! All I can say is I wasn't hungry when I got home (though Phil still would have been, and Gid will have been even though he had 2 chesseburgers and a bigmac).

phil, i fixed it mate :0

jesus christ, life is soo fucked UP!

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? im soo confused >.<

the template is back up somehow, and i've also added kirby's site to the links.

granty and co are on a geography field trip, and i have a 3-hour lunch....

other than that, there's nothing much to say. apart from words like ham and googleplex and magnanimous.....

-Phil out.

ever wondered what karrde.co.uk looks like backwards? I know i have.... kraz-ee.

falling through you,
everytime you smile,
it feels like im falling.

Are the archives working?? c'mon... pleaassee....?

no posts in two days, how strange.....

>_>

i'm putting kirby's site on the links list for easy reference.

bleh ¬_¬

-Phil out.